To get the record straight...

chudhirbai chamchamiya said...

All the suckers who are providing deep insights and detailed analyses - get a life, no one gives a rat's ass about what you think.

And spammers - you all are sure a sorry product of unwanted pregnencies, better open up a spam bank.

FIP - no one fucking cared who you are, we all just want a twist in the end which can only happen when you reveal.

SRGAY - no one gives a damn about your being gay including ur wife, but i like your new name though DILDO

Mandra bedding - horrible....yuks...you make me puke

Gangullidanda - still want to shit your pants? rest in peace

Sachin- u got nothing to prove, u r as big as cricket for us.

Dhoni/Yuvi - going aftet the same girl at the same time is bound to scare her away (deepchicka).

Lallu modi- we know your PDA is mostly off when you pretend to be using it all the time on camera, so much of travelling and then being on ground all the time, when da fuck do you recharge it?

Himesh - seriously man, your PR agent must be the biggest cocksuker in the world, my dog can sing/act/look better.

Aishwarya - remember all the crap you said about working for the poor at the miss world crowning? committing fashion suicide at cannes is a grt way to do it, wonder if your chacha amarsingh got you padmasri thru his pull.

Retake roshan - all that cheap publicity for your film thru talking about barbara's kiss is really sick.

Mallchicka sherawat- what the fuck are u upto? your duty is to be vulgar, gear up

Mithun, shikhar sooman-better leash your sons

Action kumar- u need a kick on your nuts if you even make movies like cc2c again.

Babli-dont come back to movies, u suck anyway.

Sonia - no, u can never become a PM, ur daughter sure can (shes got nothing really except that she is indian).

Manmohan - cmon man, behave like a pm now atleast, this is your last chance.

maya, jaya, shanta, kanta - time is up, better take up farming