Appam chutiya Speaks - 1

Appam Chutiya said...

hey fake ipl player,

how are u, dude?? i have a matter to complain to u.. kaan maloo had taken my big 'bose' headphone last time, and he is not ready to return it back.. i ringed him today but he claims it's the first thing that has ever fitted correctly in his ears.. n make excuses everytime.. i am fearing he will take it with him to india.. next time u see him plz tell him to be a good boy (i mean.., uncle) n return it to me.. i cant listen my brother in law's songs now without the headphone.. if i put it in loudspeaker.. i might not return to india.. these guys have warned be thrice already not to do so.. they say its terrible.. :-(

speaking of borrowed items.., do u guys have any idea where that dildo i presented to yuvi is right now?? well.. that was in a very bad shape when it was in lady jaya's hands yesterday.. obviously it had to be.. heard later that lady jaya had an over or two with deergha pathan ;-) .. i however frankly dont know why chinnu popli was not seen anywhere for 3 hours after he got hold of that thing.. ironically, a male waiter and baja of baroda was also missing at that time..lol.. these guys are now out of control and now i pretend to be a female to escape these morons... can u ask vinnie dildo to take me in kkr next season (if kkr is playing next year.. lol..) .. u see.., mom called yesterday n i have also promised her like little john did a week ago (ganga jaisa.. lol..).. aajkalkey moms bhi naa...

i am receiving a lot of marriage proposals these days.. (holy potatoes.. u might think, but its true..).. there are a lot of appam lovers in south africa.. and i am a favourite here among 50+ ladies.. if u go to the malayalee restaurant in johannesburg u will see the menu item 'appam chutiya special'.. i can tell u by its name.., thats the worst thing u cud ever eat.. (it will help u find the shortest path to a nearby toilet, though.. lol..) but its this love and affection that i want.. i will do all kind of chutiyaa things that previous chutiyas has never even imagined of.. kishan kanhaiyaa sir (an ex-chutiya, btw).., u can rest when i am around.. keep this in mind when hitting on aunties in clubs before i do.. lol.. :-D

well.. after the entire team was satisfied.., i heard that the dildo was officially handed over to priety aunty by bublee.. she was very happy but that asshole didn't tell her i bought it.. i might have got the hug i am still waiting for.. who knows, i might have even got a kiss.. afterall it is a 'dildo'... as a matter of fact, that's the last thing i know abt my dildo.. in a way its lucky that it ended there.. had this dildo swapping game started with priety aunty, the whole team might have been in the hospital doing medical checkups today..lol... just imagine w.h.o claiming there's a new virus in south africa that's spreading more fastly and which is more deadly than swine flu.. lol..

but the latest news is that bunty uncle is having troubles sitting on chairs properly since he visited priety aunty.. doctors don't know what exactly is the problem, though.. lol.. cya guys later.. bye!