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Friday, May 22, 2009
Once you do it, you'll find that its a little hard to miss
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The question is, is dildo fucking himself or us?
Mera time kharab kyon chal raha hai?
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OK, just one question: why is my comments time showing 5:02 a.m.?
And the award for the most innovative name goes to :
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Damn, you shouldn't have revealed this much. I just discovered, you suck BIG TIME. Moreover you are a coward and to add to it, an idiot of a top class. I can't believe I was reading your piece of shit. Don't ever show your face, because if you do, I think you know that that each one who've read your blog is gonna punch fcuk your asshole and gangbang you and next time you'll be seen advising people not to commit such mistake.
And now if its over, go and tell your mom that you're her fake husband, and fcuk her. She deserves it for producing a irritating parasite like you.
You suck, your voice suck, your words suck, and that video sucks. I guess you wanna be screwed by Dildo, don't worry he'll be right there as soon as you come out. Gaand me dum hai to bahar aa, madarchod.
one liners for FIP
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Gand mei nahin goo aur hagne chala Juhu....hijde player
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You're a complete fake cunt. Hope you die eating the shit you write.
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phat gayi na teri gaandu...ab aaya unnth pahad ke niche
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Fuck butt / butt fuck?
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HAHAHA... now listen to this - Paki Cricket chairman Ejaz Butt accused ICC and BCCI of treating them as beggars and threatened dire consequences. Go fuck yourself Butt
Which Javed Akthar movie has this chap been watching?
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Haha! Who wrote the script that you are reading ? The dialogues sounds familiar. Did Javed Akthar write them ? You surely look like a jackass hiding behind your mommy and you sound like transexual.
What sons of good mothers do / isn't a fake idiot someone smart?
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If you are really a son of good mother, then reveal who you are.
I think your mother is a big whore who gave a birth to fake idiot.
Seems that your entire life is fake. Fake mom, Fake dad, Fake GF. Fake ID.
fake
fake
fake
you mother fucker
Mandu haircuts and gold-rimmed glasses
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T20 IS THE RE-BIRTH OF CRICKET. (And the birth of Fakey, ol' chap).
Thankyou for saving us from boredom of watching this sport in slow motion. If someone could just shoot all the cheerleaders, mute the jarring music (sivamani can stay) & forget those awful strategic breaks, our world could be almost perfect.
I really, really do hope Slimey is reading this, because I would like to thank him for IPL. (And please stop wearing those god-awful suits, get a non-maadu haircut, stop wearing those gold-rimmed glasses immediately).
Love & peace to Fakey.
You commit Khud-khusi by wanking self / Ball-full fuckers write porno
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dude why the fuck cant ya right pono man u can make a living outta that........ball less fucker......but one thing i like the name appam chutiya and kaan moolo though........but u suck dude........instead of reading this blog i shuoldhave wanked atleast kudd khushi toh milta
Eat mangoes? count trees? what was that all about?
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa...u stupid @$$holes...just mind your own business just like FIP did...eat mangoes, DO NOT count trees like all other stupid Indians....
Debating - FIP style
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wow man. This is obviously one big script which SRK and his team has put together to garner maximum publicity and interest in their team. It has achieved it's purpose because despite KKR losing all it's matches except a few, this blog made sure that the team was talked about.
The man talking...it all seems so fake. He has such a relaxed and at the same time, made up body language of someone who's just following the orders or a written script. The fact that he quoted so many SRK movies and that stupid dialogue should lead in this direction too.
It all makes sense, otherwise why would someone as self-obsessed as SRK not use every inch of his influence to track down this guy, unless he himself has set him up? God knows these days cyber tracking has developed so much that a man with SRK's bank balance should find it relatively easier to find someone who's trying to fuck him. It all explains the abrupt and filmy demise of this kickass blog. Hats off to whoever gave SRK this killer idea...because god knows that retard is too over the hill now to think of this himself. It was good timepass for a lot of us, even for those who were too disgusted with the masala of IPL to bother following it religiously. But no, it doesn't sadden me to see how cricket has fallen to such lows, everything in the world is losing character, so why do people expect sports to be devoid of cheap thrills too?
And really, if this isn't SRK pr team and some lone guy fighting the world with the power and balls to express his opinion, then more power to him man. He did the smart thing to not reveal himself. Although this theory is just bullshit and pigs would fly before this actually rings true.
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flowerpowergirl teri choot me khujli hai kya itna bada likh rahee hai. Tera baap padega itna lamba. Tujhe agar lumba pasand hai to bata apna lumba lund teri choot me daalu.
Ganguly brother of saurav ganguly
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fantastic shehashis ganguly brother of saurav ganguly u are really fake
so u were getting all the inside news while saurav was there and published it in this blog from calcutta
great guy
intelligent piece of work
If you are a woman...then maaf kiya
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huh...!!N after all dis is the end!U hav taken us 4 a ride dis full IPL Season..U kept us interested..but atlast u've lost ur trust!Nw I hate u from my bottom of the heart....Hw dare u fool us.??If U r a MaN..gO aHeAD..ReVEaL uR iDENtIty!!
You made us a fool really about "trying on" girls ...
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I think in tht Video......FIP was just sitting & his mysterious frnd. whoz helping him was saying the lines & the FIP wore a wig to hide his hairstyle.................
but u made us a fool really..
u r not an insider.........first up....
the things & stories u wrote all were fake.......these cricketers never can try on the girls in the clubs.....
u fakey...
u made us fool....
hate ya.....
from a die - hard KKR fan..... :X
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Only top intellectuals speak english like FIP
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This job is now way of an indian guy in the team, because not to be rude but the english is too damn good for it to be an indian cricketer who learnt engish in India. I am an Indian guy who who was brought up in Africa and all thetimes i have been to India iv never heard of someone who can speak english as good as this guy (except top intellectuals.), so yeh man ur efinately a journalist, with some puppet in the KKR team. You say u sat in the dressing room with a laptop and no1 could notice a KKR So called player with a lap-top...lol..wel man u did provide entertainment for all of us, but u also stated the obvious n tried 2 make it funny, but that was pretty much. C u next year... maybe next yr u can work for anotherteam....
Whats with ganguly and older women?
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Ganguly tum sab ki maa chod ke rakh dega....Hahahahahahahahaha Jojo Gangylu ke khilaf bol raha hai sunlo............"tumhari maa ko sambhal ke rakhna" Ganguly India waas a raha hai.. Teri Maa Di Puddi (to all madarchods)....Tum logo ki maa ki chood chood ke phat jayegi ....
Hahahahahaha
Hehehehehehe
Oye Love you dada...ur not only famous among bongs but others also...Long Live Dada...
UV... save your case. (Computer case?)
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I am motherfucker randi chod Saurav Ganguly (lordie)
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how to find de ip address of uv...i want fuck his case..he's truly a motherfuker....
Haramzada suspense has a ma
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LUKHE SAALE BHOSSDIKE TU KAUN HAI BATA SAALE HARAMZADE SUSPENSE KI MAA FAAD DI TUNE HULKAT
So does that make me Himesh?
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@fparadise
mayb he cut his frigging nose of......
i hav 3 reasons to belieave its himesh
1.hes jobless
2.his movies r flops so he's frustrated
and 3.he's jobless
Commentor Kela-god has his own fanbase now
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why do ppl who do not like this blog log in to it? they want to read id and then write crap about it.... like this psyco kelagod... terrible english jkelagod. at least the blog written by FIP is good english, humorous, well structured. the ppl against this blog sound very down market, illiterate ( their spelling & grammatical errors r seriourly injurious to our health - i nearly died laughing reading these sentence constructions!!) and they sound very fustrated.
yes we bengalees r a grt fan & supporter of Ganguly. is that a problem? if so plz stop reading the blog and do not waste your father's money.
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kela god is a Chuttiya .... or even he might be Appam Cuttiya himself ... LOL
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KelaGod you're so crude and immature that you are an insult to humanity. You seem to feel the need to vent your anger here as you're probably such a big embarrassment that nobody talks to you. You also seem to be tremendously frustrated sexually. I think people like you need to be put in preventive detention. Hope you sort your issues out and come to a situation where you don't go about abusing people nor feel the urge to rape them. Till then I pity you. Hope you get some help, because God knows you need it.
Admit it - Didn't you feel scared putting Anonymous comments for the first time?
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test
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test
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test comment
Aaj kal achhe driver rakhne ke liya kya kya nahi karna padta...
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SHAH RUKH MADARCHOD BHADVE KUTTE KI PAIDAISH
I WILL PAY YOU LOTS OF MONEY JUST COME AND SUCK MY DRIVERS COCK.BLOODY BASTARD SHAH RUKH.YOUR WIFE HAS BEEN FUCKED A LOT BY A LOT OF BEGGARS.
HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN SHIT MOFO.
Ofcourse FIP is a "no-gender bias" site - Demigods arn't
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MISS MALINI EK RAAND HAI
SABSE BADI USKI GAAND HAI
MISS MALINI KI EK HI GUZARISH
USSE BULAO RANDI KI PAIDAYISH
MISS MALINI HUM SAB KA LAUDA CHUSEGI
WOH ISS RAAT SAB KO APNA CHUT DIKAYEGI
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rohini you are a moron
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girls are morons
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Oye Nymphets, mujhe bhi marriege proposal bhejo!!
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TO ALL THE MORONS WHO ARE GOIN BLAH BLAH ON A BULLSHIT LIKE FIP,HE IS MAKING U ALL CHU...../APPAM CHU......AND YOU ARE ALL FALLING OVER EACH OTHER ,SOME NYMPHETS EVEN SENDIN MARRIEGE PROPOSALS.
ONE IDOT IS SITTIN IN US AND LETTING HIS SICK MIND OPEN AND U FOOLS ARE GOIN BERSERK.
CANT U RETARDS GET THAT THIS GUY IS NOT ONLY BASHING OUR CRICKET HEROS BUT AT THE SAME TIME MAKING U ALL JOKERS.
WAKEUP GUYS AND STOP BASHING EACH OTHER/AND STOP REGIONALISM.
I HAVE POSTED HIS IP ADDRESS FOR U TO COME TO LIFE.
LONGLIVE INDIAN CRICKET.
Gentlemans gals in small pantsa nahi dekhte?
Anonymous said...
U ROCK MY DEAR FAKE IPL PLAYER
Y IS THERE A BREAK 0F 7.5 MINUTES AFTER 10 OVERS?CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS AND U ARE KICKING THE BUTTS OF SRK,WHO IS A JACKASS AT CRICKET
ITS ABOUT THE LOVE OF CRICKET NOT LOVE OF MONEY
IF CRICKET IS TO RUN BY THE FILM AND FASHION WORLD,THEN GOD IS THE ONLY SAVIOUR
THE GAME WHICH USED TO BE CALLED AS GENTLEMANS GAME IS BEING NOW CALLED AS SEXY CHEERLEADERS GAME
EVERY1 IS WAITIN FOR 4 AND 6 JUST TO SEE THE SKIN OF GALS IN SMALL PANTS
U ROCK MY DEAR FAKE IPL PLAYER
Y IS THERE A BREAK 0F 7.5 MINUTES AFTER 10 OVERS?CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS AND U ARE KICKING THE BUTTS OF SRK,WHO IS A JACKASS AT CRICKET
ITS ABOUT THE LOVE OF CRICKET NOT LOVE OF MONEY
IF CRICKET IS TO RUN BY THE FILM AND FASHION WORLD,THEN GOD IS THE ONLY SAVIOUR
THE GAME WHICH USED TO BE CALLED AS GENTLEMANS GAME IS BEING NOW CALLED AS SEXY CHEERLEADERS GAME
EVERY1 IS WAITIN FOR 4 AND 6 JUST TO SEE THE SKIN OF GALS IN SMALL PANTS
Public mein mat thook boss
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MA HI CHUT Tendulkar, quit captaincy, look at how he has led the team.
thoo thoo thoo thoo thoo pathetic
FIP reunited with dad
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How are you beta?
You don't know me but your mother does.
You have lived all these years with a big lie that your mother told you. You see I am your real father.
I left your mother years ago but what i did not know was that i had released some jizz in your mother's pussy when we last had sex. Ofcourse she was newly married at the time so your current father thought he had released the jizz. But it wasn't him. It was me. Mine is blue in color and my jizz fills up a cup.
You see beta now? Call me baba. Come on son, call me baba. Let these old years hear the word it has so long craved to hear.
Call me papa or baba or appa or even bapu. If you're the baap of all, imagine what that would make me.
-yours truly.
APPA PLAYER
FIP equated to Paris Hilton
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WHO IS THIS LOSER? your blog and video is as interesting as watching paris hilton talking about the economic downturn. go f. off and do something useful
Match fixing and KKR
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Talking about Match Fixing, here is a funny one i read online...
"A bookie calls Shane Warne before the match between Kolkata KnightRiders and Rajasthan Royals.
Cell phone rings. Warne picks up.
Warne : hello
Bookie : I am ….... Here.
Warne : yes tell me
Bookie : how is the pitch
Warne : ya dry and good for batting
Bookie : I want u to loose today’s match
Warne : impossible
Bookie : I will pay u $200,000
Warne : will be difficult to make KKR win.
Bookie : I will pay u $250,000
Warne : May be I could help you by reducing the margin… u tell by what margin we should win… will be much more easier
Bookie : no KKR should win
Warne : OK. I will try my best
Bookie : no make it.
Warne : OK.
Bookie : what will be the score
Warne : 200, if we bat first
Bookie : no make it 120
Warne : Impossible. Agarkar and Kartik are playing.
Bookie : 120 no change.
Warne : I will try
Bookie : OK. If KKR bat first
Warne : 110
Bookie : no make it 175
Warne : no u are asking too much. Ganguli is playing.
Bookie : OK make it $300,000
Warne : This would be the toughest match in my life
Bookie : OK, deal is made.
Warne : yes
Bookie : bye.
Match starts KKR bats first. KKR score only 120 in 20 overs. During the lunch break Shane’s cell rings.
Warne : hello
Bookie : its me. why did KKR score only 120. Our deal was 175.
Warne : What can I do ? They run one when they could run three, defend full toss, get out on wide balls, all catches and shots… I mean, if there is any… exactly directed to the fielders. But I will tell you this, Knight Riders are too good at this , I tried re-arranging the field…but they never miss a fielder.
Bookie : still u could bowl more no-balls. We got only 53 extras.
Warne : I asked all my bowlers to bowl badly. I also made Smith and Asnodkar bowl.
Bookie : Okay… leave that… I want u to loose the match.
Warne : I will try.
Bookie : Rajasthan Royals should be all out for 110
Warne : OK.
Bookie : bye.
Rajasthan Royals bats. They are making a serious attempt to not hit the ball and if at all they hit trying their best to hit to the fielders. They try to run only singles for doubles. But sometimes, they can’t stop themselves from running.
All Rajasthan Royals batsmen charged down to Kartik’s bowling and they purposely miss the ball hoping at least one
would hit the stumps. But they got to run a bye for that as McCullum is still searching for the ball . Inspite of the bad display of batting, they score 118 of 19 overs. Last over, 3 runs
required, the worst part is that its an Agarkar over. Warne is batting with Carseldine. Bookie gets really furious.
Warne is ready to face the last over his cell rings (he plays with his cell).
Warne : hello
Bookie : its me! . What are you upto ?
Warne : We tried the best we could
Bookie : OK forget it. I want u to loose the match
Warne : what can I do. Fate !!! Agarkar is bowling
Bookie : I don’t know… u are loosing
Agarkar bowls… Warne tries to hide his bat behind his back. But the ball hits the bat and goes to third man. So they take a single.
(cell rings)
Warne : sorry what can I do I was hiding my bat but still the ball comes and hit my bat. If I play much worse than this everybody will find out.
Bookie : (gets really tensed). OK I can understand. But please don’t take last two runs.
Warne talks to Carseldine. Agarkar bowls… a juicy full toss. Carseldine uses all his batting skills to restrict that one to a single. Scores are level.
(cell rings)
Bookie : OK. Past is past. Atleast finish it in a tie. I don’t know what u are going to do u are not taking a single or u give u’r bat to the umpire.
Warne : OK. OK. Don’t worry this time I will! see to it we are not taking the single. Let it be obvious also. I am not taking the single.
Agarkar bowls, unfortunately he bowls a no ball. RR wins the match.
Bookie goes mad and Shane warne faints in the field itself
Moral – With a team like KKR, who needs to fix a match
Appam chutiya Speaks - 1
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hey fake ipl player,
how are u, dude?? i have a matter to complain to u.. kaan maloo had taken my big 'bose' headphone last time, and he is not ready to return it back.. i ringed him today but he claims it's the first thing that has ever fitted correctly in his ears.. n make excuses everytime.. i am fearing he will take it with him to india.. next time u see him plz tell him to be a good boy (i mean.., uncle) n return it to me.. i cant listen my brother in law's songs now without the headphone.. if i put it in loudspeaker.. i might not return to india.. these guys have warned be thrice already not to do so.. they say its terrible.. :-(
speaking of borrowed items.., do u guys have any idea where that dildo i presented to yuvi is right now?? well.. that was in a very bad shape when it was in lady jaya's hands yesterday.. obviously it had to be.. heard later that lady jaya had an over or two with deergha pathan ;-) .. i however frankly dont know why chinnu popli was not seen anywhere for 3 hours after he got hold of that thing.. ironically, a male waiter and baja of baroda was also missing at that time..lol.. these guys are now out of control and now i pretend to be a female to escape these morons... can u ask vinnie dildo to take me in kkr next season (if kkr is playing next year.. lol..) .. u see.., mom called yesterday n i have also promised her like little john did a week ago (ganga jaisa.. lol..).. aajkalkey moms bhi naa...
i am receiving a lot of marriage proposals these days.. (holy potatoes.. u might think, but its true..).. there are a lot of appam lovers in south africa.. and i am a favourite here among 50+ ladies.. if u go to the malayalee restaurant in johannesburg u will see the menu item 'appam chutiya special'.. i can tell u by its name.., thats the worst thing u cud ever eat.. (it will help u find the shortest path to a nearby toilet, though.. lol..) but its this love and affection that i want.. i will do all kind of chutiyaa things that previous chutiyas has never even imagined of.. kishan kanhaiyaa sir (an ex-chutiya, btw).., u can rest when i am around.. keep this in mind when hitting on aunties in clubs before i do.. lol.. :-D
well.. after the entire team was satisfied.., i heard that the dildo was officially handed over to priety aunty by bublee.. she was very happy but that asshole didn't tell her i bought it.. i might have got the hug i am still waiting for.. who knows, i might have even got a kiss.. afterall it is a 'dildo'... as a matter of fact, that's the last thing i know abt my dildo.. in a way its lucky that it ended there.. had this dildo swapping game started with priety aunty, the whole team might have been in the hospital doing medical checkups today..lol... just imagine w.h.o claiming there's a new virus in south africa that's spreading more fastly and which is more deadly than swine flu.. lol..
but the latest news is that bunty uncle is having troubles sitting on chairs properly since he visited priety aunty.. doctors don't know what exactly is the problem, though.. lol.. cya guys later.. bye!
Dil pe mat le boss
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You truly are fake. but that's not what i mind as much as i mind the pot shots that you take at Sreesanth. give the kid a break. And pray tell me how his break dancing or whatever kid stuff he may come up with help the other team lose?? that's the most ridiculous and utterly immature thing to say. If the teams' mental make up is so fragile they stand to lose anyway. If it was a joke, it had nothing going for it because you just bowed to public pressure to jeer at someone who cannot stand for himself, cannot defend himself. A kid you have made a laughing stock of. All for some dumb publicity. Sexist jokes about Mandira aren't any better. Any woman entering the male bastion is a dumb fuck, right? If you need to pull her down, mention one out of the several stupid things that she says. Judge her on her performance in front of the camera. Tell us about the commerce that cricket is, the spectacle that it is..but maybe its too much to ask if your perspective or the organization that's you, is only limited to serving the lowest common denominator.
everything on tv is already sold out to the highest bidder.. so keep it up, but you don't impress me much.
The only SRK supporter on FIP
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SRK is always the king! He is not gay. He and K Jo are just very good friends. U guys r jelus.
A toZee of Bengal
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A is for Awpheesh (as in Office). This is where the average Kolkakatan goes and spends a day hard at work. And if he works for the 'Vest Bengal Gawrment' he will arrive at 10, wipe his forehead till 11, have a tea break at 12, throw around a few files at 12.30, break for lunch at 1, smoke the 7th unfiltered cigarette at 2, break for 5th cup of tea at 3, sleep sitting down at 4 and go home at 4:30. It's a hard life!
B is for Bhision. For some reason many Bengalis don't have good bhision. In fact in Kolkata most people are wearing spectacles all the time....Bhishon Bhalo and Bibhotso.... though means opposite ...used for same situations.. .depending on the Beauty of fairer sex...are close ...almost in a tie for second spot....
C is for Chappell. Currently, this is the Bengali word for the Devil, for the worst form of evil. In the night mothers put their kids to sleep saying, 'Na ghumoley ebar Chappell eshey dhorey niye jabe.'
D is for Debashish or any other name starting with Deb. By an ancient law every fourth Bengali Child has to be named Debashish. So you have a Debashish everywhere and trying to get creative they are also called Deb, Debu, Deba with variations like Debopriyo, Deboprotim, Debojyoti, etc. thrown in at times....as creations of God himself !!
E is for Eeesh. This is a very common Bengali exclamation made famous by Aishwarya Rai in the movie Devdas. It is estimated that on an average a Bengali, especially Bengali women, use eeesh 10,089 times every year. 'Ei Morechhey' is a close second to Eeesh.
F is for Feeesh. These are creatures that swim in rivers and seas and are a favourite food of the Bengalis. Despite the fact that a fish market has such strong smells, with one sniff a Bengali knows if a fish is all right. If not, he will say 'eeesh what feeesh is theesh!'
G is for Good name. Every Bengali boy will have a good name like Debashish or Deboprotim and a pet name like Motka, Bhombol, Thobla, etc. While every Bengali girl will have pet names like Tia, Tuktuki, Mishti, Khuku, et cetera.
H is for Harmonium. This Bengali equivalent of a rock guitar. Take four Bengalis and a Harmonium and you have the successors to The Bheatles!
I is for Ileesh. This is a feeesh with 10,987 bones which would kill any ordinary person, but which the Bengalis eat with releeesh!
J is for Jhola. No selfrespecting Bengali is complete without his Jhola. It is a shapeless cloth bag where he keeps all his belongings and he fits an amazing number of things in. Even as you read this there are two million jholas bobbling around Kolkata, and they all look exactly the same! Note that 'Jhol'with mysterious condiments.. . as in Maachher Jhol is a close second. Jhaamela and Jachhetai are distant 3rd and 4th
K is for Kee Kaando! It used to be the favourite Bengali exclamation till eeesh took over because of Aishwarya Rai.Kee mushkil is a close second.
L is for Lungi, the dress for all occasions. People in Kolkata manage to play football and cricket wearing it not to mention the daily trip in the morning to the local bajaar. Now there is talk of a lungi expedition to Mt Everest.
M is for Minibaas. These are dangerous half buses whose antics would effortlessly frighten the living daylights out of all James Bond stuntmen as well as Formula 1 race car drivers.
N is for Nangto. This is the Bengali word for Naked. It is the most interesting naked word in any language!
O is for Oil. The Bengalis believe that a touch of mustard oil will cure anything from cold (oil in the nose), to earache (oil in the ear), to cough (oil on the throat) to piles (oil you know where!).
P is for Phootball. This is always a phavourite phassion of the Kolkattan. Every Bengali is born an expert in this game. The two biggest clubs there are MOHUNBAGAN and East Bengal and when they play the city comes to a stop.
Q is for Koshchen (question) as in "Mamatadi koshchens Cheap Ministaar in Writaars Buiding."
R is for Robi Thakur. Many many years ago Rabindranath got the Nobel Prize. This has given the right to all Bengalis no matter where they are to frame their acceptance speeches as if they were directly related to the great poet and walk with their head held high. This also gives Bengalis the birthright to look down at Delhi and Mumbai and of course 'all non-Bengawlees'! Note that 'Rawshogolla' comes a close second!
S is for Shourav. Now that they finally produced a genuine cricketer, that too a captain, Bengalis think that he should be allowed to play until he is 70 years old.
T is for Trams. Hundred years later there are still trams in Kolkata. Of course if you are in a hurry it's faster to walk....Trams are still existing in Paris too.......you see !
U is for Aambrela. When a Bengali baby is born he is handed one.
V is for Bhaayolence. Bengalis are the most non-violent violent people around. When an accident happens they will fold up their sleeves, shout and scream and curse and abuse, "Chherey De Bolchhi" but the last time someone actually hit someone was in 1939.
W is for Water. For three months of the year the city is underwater and every year for the last 200 years the authorities are taken by surprise by this!
X is for X'mas. It's very big in Kolkata, with Park Street fully lit up and all Bengalis agreeing that they must eat cake that day.
Y is for Yesshtaarday. Which is always better than today for a Bengali (see R for Robi Thakur)?. It is also for Jubraj Shingh and Joga.
Z is for Jebra, Joo, and Jipper.
FIP ko shrap
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i hope u die a horrible death swallowing monkey's sperms and getting fucked in the ear by your favorite appam chutiya.
you will rot in hell along with prabhakaran and veerapan who will rape u every night
Don't let me earn millions
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FIP IS A COWARD... GUYS STOP VISITING HIS BLOG...
DON'T LET ME EARN MILLIONS BY FOOLING US...
STOP VISITING FIP BLOG
Leap over the shadow
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You bastard FIP
You see, kolkata can win even with spoilsport like you and your lordie......
And any leap-reader can say that its not you in video because your leap does not match with the shadow.......
Papa, FIP ke karan fail ho gaya...
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oh my god that was the lamest thing EVER!!!i freakin flunked my exm for this loser man!!he doesn even have the guts to say who the hell he is!!!
common man chickenin out ...
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what the bloody hell.....how can this guy not reveal his identity the stupid video doesnt say shit!!!!!common man come out in the open if u are tht bold with your writing what u chickenin out for????
Coward coward cheekh rahe ho ?
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Mdarchodon coward coward cheekh rahe ho, yeh nahi sochte ki koi bhi saamne aakar apni gaand khud kyon marwaa lega? Woh bhi sirf tum jaise chutiyon ki demand par jinhe yeh rahul bose lag raha hai!!
waiting to see you when u wants to see us...
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Hello Dost
Thanks for all the entertainment...Feeling bit sad today...But i will surely tell my grandchildrens about "The adventures of FIP"..
Nice to see the face,(though silhouette) & hear your voice....
waiting to see you when u wants to see us...
RIP till you born again..
Abhishek
Award for most politically correct comment goes to...
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Initially, I liked your blog, it was entertaining and I guess, the masala in your post was pretty good - an insider news that has never happened before.
As weeks passed by, I started feeling bad for KKR, not just that they were losing, they had to also deal with you. Every organization has problems - what matters is how you deal with those problems. If you have problem with the organization, feel free to walk out anytime. I realized that you were doing this for your 15 mins of fame. and bcz you are anonymous, you don't get those 15 mins of fame.
you posted so many things about so many ppl, you tell me...who has achieved perfect 10 in their life - not even our Mr. Gandhi. No one is perfect in life and neither or you nor SRK nor BN nor SS.
Congratulations to FIP for his 15 mins of faceless fame. I am not sure what enimity you have with the KKR and its crew or owners, but in any case, I think you went to far trying to destroy them.
Congratulations to KKR on winning the last 2 matches!!! I really admire the team for winning the last 2 matches, after what they have been through - kudos to skipper!!!
FIP Commentor gets death threat
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.hey you son of a bitch posting about fipcomments blog I'll fucking killl you if you spam again randi ke bachey
Barking from dark side, your blog was shit
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WTS AWESEOM YAA..I WAS TELLING U,THIS JERK WONT DISCLOSE HIMSELF, ALTHOUGH HE TOOK A POLING,& THERE TOO, 60% PEOPLE SAID TO COME OUT,BUT THIS MAN DINT,I KNEW IT FRM START,HE IS A COWARD & BARKING FROM DARK SIDE..
I JST CAN SAY, GET WELL SOON.. ITS NO USE OF THROWING STONS TO OTHERS,ITS MUCH BETTER TO WORK FOR UR OWN..
AND SOME PEOPLE NJOI IN READING PORN TOO, BUT IT DOESNT MEAN, THAT THAT PIECE OR WRK WIL B CONSIDERED AS GOOD..JUST LIK THAT, UR BLOG WERE SHIT..
FIP is a no one dude ...
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This is a no one dude. This guy isn't anyone from the KKR team, are you all high? All the blogs are made up shit, none of which are true. You have all been made a fool out of.
FIP dechipered
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you are a chute! you need to get some help! get yourself a fucking shrink you fucking psycho. Get a life! And to all the idiots who still dont get it, this guy is a FAKE! A real life loser!
Indian male most bloodiest in the world and soffocates Mandira
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all this makes one thing very clear. all indians are such hipocrites. they r such voyeurs nd they keep criticising ppl aka mandy nd te others saying they dont desrve ne respect.evryone(that includes me )is a voyeur here. otherwise why would ewe be such fans of this blog. arre doosro ko ungli dikhane se pehle apni to dekhlo.i hate that mandira bedi. muh kholti hai to lagta hai kuch uske muh me dalkar use sffocate karke maar daloo. but i've realised that i'm no different frm her. i read these blogs and she creates material for it. arre mofos tum bhi isi category me aate ho. now all indians have shown the whole world that we are the bloodiest voyeurs in the whole world. ab to yeh naari ki respect etc etc bakwaas karna chod do. sab ko pata chal gaya hai indian mentality. ek nonsense blog ke itne fans. as they say an indian male is the most dangerous and the bloodiest of all men on the planet. arre naariyon dont second the idea,but posting the kind of nonsense on this blog u hav shown that indian naari is as bad as the indian man. saalon ne izzat hi utaar di bharat ki.poora hindi me likhne ki koshish ki maine. par beech me thodi english aa gayi. mujhe sirf apne saathi indians ko yeh realise karana that ki hum kaise log hain. ab to apni sanskriti(culture) par naaz hona bandh kar do. indian movies soft porn se kuch kam nahi. aur ham english movies ki ninda karte hain. think abt it ppl(btw i'm in my early twenties nd have njoid this blog as much as u hav. so yeh mat sochna ki koi buddha sathiya gaya hai. all the opinions i've given in my comment are applicable even to me.jus' think abt it. its high time we gave up the hipocracy)
help me earn money, god bless you
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Hello FIP.,
I suggest to you that you should you use adsense for earn money from this very popular blog.
Why you don't use ? . you have not interest in Earn money or you don't have adsense account. if you don't have account then contact me at milanpbmilan@gmail.com.
please help me to earn money.god bless you
90% yours
and remaining 10% my,.
Blog Chutiya ?
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fake ipl player teri maa ki chut..bosdiwale randki beta..dont have de balls 2 reveal urslf den y did u post so many pools for....blog chutiya...
Ouch!
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ADITI I'LL SUCK YOU DRY AND CUT YOUR NIPPLES OFF AND THEN I'LL RUB SALT IN THEM
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NEWS REPORT: kelagod just died choking on his father's dick! thats the end of scumbag kelagod, the earth can now prosper without yet another dickless shitface.. rejoice peoples
Seedhi Baat
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u bloody assole. we don't care who you are. but if u have the guts, speak clearly and say what u want to say without mincing words.
If cricket matches are all fixed, say it in those words. give us examples of matches that were fixed.
If that bastard modi has bought media to make a fool of all indians, say it, dont just call him names.
If u want to do any good for cricket or cricket fans, come out with the facts. Else u are a fucking nobody.
Bechara Jazzman
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This IPL has proven that there are certain players who should not be allowed to enter a stadium, much less play a match there, and that too 20/20. Here is my list of players who should find another job and retire honorably NOW:
Ganguly
Sachin
VVS laxman
sehwag
Dravid
These may be good players of yesteryear and may occasionally knock the ball around for a century, but they are one of the most consistent duds on the 20/20 field. There are far more players on the bench who can come and do a better job than scoring run a ball.
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fuck u jazzman
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jazzman, go fuck yourself or suck yourself you asshole. You are no better than some of the so called anchors on Set Max who seem to know nothing about the nuances of this beautiful game.
Hype is the name of the game today and you idiots just prove that. Go get a life for yourself than accusing such great players. You fuckin dud
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jazzman bastard. son of a bitch
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mother fucker jazzman. oh yeah, your mom is no good for your dad anymore, so why dont you throw her out ? lol
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jazzam madarchod. dildo ki goti. jaa dildo ke blog aka sandas me jaa ke hag. lavde ke baal. jaa ke apne baap ki goti chus. aur apni bahan ko bhej de mere paas.
aur dildo ki gaand me ghusna mat bhoolna.
Saale Communist !!
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teri apni identity batane mein khud to fati padi hai.....humse tabhi to puchta rehta hai.....khud bhi tu sure nahi hai....tu ye bata karna kya chahata hai....sabko ulta seedha likhta hai...abe kabhi us chutiye bengali gangu teli ke baare mein bhi to likha kr jo ipl ka maha flop playr hai....tere phoren baba khel to rahe hain bngaliyon ki tarah to nahi kar rahe na....jis thali mein khaate hain ussi mein ched karte hai....saale communist....namak haram saale....isse padh ke mujhe jawab diyo....tu bhi aur jo bhi comments likh rahein hain.....
Muh Tod jawab to Chaddi cricketer fans...
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@ Chaddi cricketer fans,
Bongs are no more commies...
Pseudo-communism has ended in Bengal....
And Ratan Tata was driven off with his chaddi sized car by Mamta DD, not commies......
get ur facts right ....
Dada is a pseudo-commie ,though.....shares chaddi with Buddhu.
n ask ur megalomaniac client SRK to fuck off from Bengal,then.....his team is no more Kolkata Knight Riders, only Knight Riders frm the start of ths IPL-2
To get the record straight...
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All the suckers who are providing deep insights and detailed analyses - get a life, no one gives a rat's ass about what you think.
And spammers - you all are sure a sorry product of unwanted pregnencies, better open up a spam bank.
FIP - no one fucking cared who you are, we all just want a twist in the end which can only happen when you reveal.
SRGAY - no one gives a damn about your being gay including ur wife, but i like your new name though DILDO
Mandra bedding - horrible....yuks...you make me puke
Gangullidanda - still want to shit your pants? rest in peace
Sachin- u got nothing to prove, u r as big as cricket for us.
Dhoni/Yuvi - going aftet the same girl at the same time is bound to scare her away (deepchicka).
Lallu modi- we know your PDA is mostly off when you pretend to be using it all the time on camera, so much of travelling and then being on ground all the time, when da fuck do you recharge it?
Himesh - seriously man, your PR agent must be the biggest cocksuker in the world, my dog can sing/act/look better.
Aishwarya - remember all the crap you said about working for the poor at the miss world crowning? committing fashion suicide at cannes is a grt way to do it, wonder if your chacha amarsingh got you padmasri thru his pull.
Retake roshan - all that cheap publicity for your film thru talking about barbara's kiss is really sick.
Mallchicka sherawat- what the fuck are u upto? your duty is to be vulgar, gear up
Mithun, shikhar sooman-better leash your sons
Action kumar- u need a kick on your nuts if you even make movies like cc2c again.
Babli-dont come back to movies, u suck anyway.
Sonia - no, u can never become a PM, ur daughter sure can (shes got nothing really except that she is indian).
Manmohan - cmon man, behave like a pm now atleast, this is your last chance.
maya, jaya, shanta, kanta - time is up, better take up farming
please clarify guly chitya hai ki nahi
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ganguly chitiya....teri ma ki choot ...saale...bhosrikey! teri gaand mein haathi ka land bharwe! ganguly ko gaali deta hai behen di taankey? gaad fatiye daant boshiye debo saala---pod khek khek korey hashbey....gandu kothakar!
Chaddi Dada
Chaddi Cricketer fan club said...
IPL & a Chaddi Cricketer
Chaddi Cricketer Lordie's is similar story to labour Unionism in Bengal. In a factory when a worker joins
- Will not perform
- getting paid for no work is his birthright
- resorts to unionism if you try to remove him
- Starts Cholbe na Korbe na
Here also
- Chaddi Dada was not performing as Captain or player
- He expects to be treated like a star irrespective of his performance.
- When removed from Captaincy, resorted to group alongwith his chamchas.
- BoriaBistar zumdar Bhendi TV etc.
- Met CPM leaders Torned Speaker Bomnath ..Kharrrrrr…Fakje IPL player
- Rubbed Pawar;s … lol
Net result
These commie Bongs have screwed the industry in Bengal and now screwing cricket in Bengal and India. also.
Last year Chaddi DADA and bongs enjoyed SRK Bhookha literally Honeymoon all Bengal Dada Fake IPL Player were in ecstasy .
This year parted away lol.. so calling him names.
IPL & a Chaddi Cricketer
Chaddi Cricketer Lordie's is similar story to labour Unionism in Bengal. In a factory when a worker joins
- Will not perform
- getting paid for no work is his birthright
- resorts to unionism if you try to remove him
- Starts Cholbe na Korbe na
Here also
- Chaddi Dada was not performing as Captain or player
- He expects to be treated like a star irrespective of his performance.
- When removed from Captaincy, resorted to group alongwith his chamchas.
- BoriaBistar zumdar Bhendi TV etc.
- Met CPM leaders Torned Speaker Bomnath ..Kharrrrrr…Fakje IPL player
- Rubbed Pawar;s … lol
Net result
These commie Bongs have screwed the industry in Bengal and now screwing cricket in Bengal and India. also.
Last year Chaddi DADA and bongs enjoyed SRK Bhookha literally Honeymoon all Bengal Dada Fake IPL Player were in ecstasy .
This year parted away lol.. so calling him names.
Bitches and bustards
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Diya you dumb female ,
dada didnt do jackshit for the country. he had his own selfish agenda. without the politics he played he would have been a water-carrier for the Bengal B team all his life.,
Lowlife bastard.
FIP you're pathetic. you immoral piece of shit -
@dravid da kind...
1st go..wash ur mouth n learn 2 behave like a human..norms&behaviour..u even undrstand dese words...
i cant act as cheap as u...if u hv guts tell me ur ID or profile name...ill show u things straighten...
nw i donn hv time like u ...barking wrds like shitt here...
soo go on barking.. who cares n it hardly matters.... -
Diya u dumb bitch...
Dada is really an useless cricketer .... he cant hit nor run.... have some taste and stop supporting him.... -
The guys who are criticizing Fip and DADA are dumb bitches. I'm with Diya- DADA IS THE GREATEST CRICKETER OF ALL TIME. You guys are some selfish bustards.
Dudhwala says Maa Ka dudh better
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ye chhakke ka bachha kabhi samne nahi ayega. Maa ka doodh piya hai to samne aa sale, agar nahi hai to India jake pi ke aa aur fir samne aa..hahaha
-Chandu Dudhwala
Sportsman nahi - tu handyman hai
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Sportsmanship is, in a basic sense, conforming to the rules of sport. It may also be considered as the will to go out & win fairly or lose gracefully. This is a term called etiquicy. More grandly it may be considered the ethos of sport. It is interesting that the motivation for sport is often an elusive element. Sportsmanship is "Treating the people you play with and against as you'd like to be treated yourself. Keep that one simple rule in mind, and you'll always be looked upon as an athlete who understands and honors the rules of sportsmanship." You demonstrate good sportsmanship when you show respect for yourself, your teammates, and your opponents, for the coaches on both sides, and for the referees, judges, and other officials.......
And you call yourself a sportsman!!!! Sorry man!! You are not worthy to be handyman……and believe me, you will be a curse to any team you join.
Finally a girl promises to love FIP
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You are a master, man. I respect you so much for speaking the truth about cricket, and for the gossip you give us on the players :). I play cricket myself, but will never get a chance on any team, for one main reason I'M A GIRL. This blog is getting me as close as I possibly can to any real life cricket player. I love your blog SO much and when I find out who you are tonight I PROMISE I will love you too!!
Thumi tho Bangalir chelle dekchi? Kolkata ke baje nam dichcho, kinthu amaar kono oshubidha ney. Kikore eyrom ekta jinish bhable? Thumi jodi ar cricket khelthe paro na, bhagobaner dohay thumi kono ekta blog ba newspaper likhbe!!!! Amaar jonno. :D
Sachin joke
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Sachin's son: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.
Sachin's wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga.
Join cricket to undermine terrorism!
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Give our cricketers a break! See they all've done such a big service to our nation by going to south-africa during election times. And because of this the terrorists got confused about where to strike - Indian elections or South-African IPL. Nevermind that they dint care about voting, earning money and screwing white cheerleaders is a bigger duty towards nation than voting for the right government. Chudhirbai Chamchamiya
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Let me get back to you on that...
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Is it true that all Bublees crush Preity Zinat's boobs after match so hard that she has stopped hugging them ... Also her cup size has increased after constant mauling...
Sorry sir. Phir nahi karenge. Promise!
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Saale kutton kamino mma ke laudo ... haraam jaadon. Saali desi jaat hi kutti hai. Sab ke sab saale bhadwe ho tum log. Ek apni maa ki choot chaatne waala chutiya blog likhe jaa raha hai ... jisme 0% sach hai ... aur tum saale pandu ki aulaadon ... hijron ki tarah taali baja rahe ho. Sahi hai boss ... indian public ko chutiya banaana bahut hi asaan hai. Saalon itna time kaam pe daaloge to sabka bhala ho jaayega. Saale mummy chod sab ke sab
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Aur saalon papa ka lund choosne se fursat mil gayee ho toh suno ... aaj KKR mein Murtaja ke badle Mendis khelega Lageveldt nahin. Mujhe kaise pata ?? Saalon mujhe bhi IPL player samjh lo tum log. Saalon sab ki jooji ka sabji bana ke kha jaana chahiye. All you twats are demeaning the Indian youth.
Want to make your movie a hit?
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Y R THERE SO MANY COMMENTS ON THAT PAKI-SHARUK-SON-OF-A-BITCH-KHAN? HE TOOK NO ACTION AGAINST RACISM IN HIS TEAM. NOW THAT BOKACHODA IS GETTING ALL FREE PUBLICITY AROUND THE WORLD. THAT FATHERFUCKER'S NEW MOVIE WILL BE A HIT FOR SURE.
What did K Jo have to do with this?
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Wht the FUCK??? U R ASS FUCKING BASTARD??? U R SHAHRUKH KHAN WANTNG CHEAP PUBLICITY??? FUCK K JO
Mather & Faataar ki kasam !
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MATHER FUCKER
FAATAAR FUCKER
BOCACHODA HULO TOR PONDE DHULO
TARATARI BOL TOR BEECHI TE KE KI DOLLO?
FIP is khabeez ka bachha ??
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abe kutte ke pille, pehle bola identity reveal karunga, ab kya teri maa kutte se chudwa rahi hai jo tu dar gaya hai bund. sale tum hindustani hamesha apne players ki hi marte rahoge benchod, sabse behtareen sacheen ko to baksha hota. sale tum khabeez ke bachhe. maa di phuddi tumhari
Muhfukkah callin
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yeah u are definitely a journalist
journalist
journalist
journalist
journalist
journalist
yes u are a journalist
journalist
journalist
journalist
journalist
journalist
if not then ima change mah name u muhfukkah
Bhago Police!!
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Guys, your FIP will be revealed to the Public very soon. We are tracking the URL from where he is posting his blog and we are also sure of his identity, once we confirm his identity and ensure that we get valid proof, we will arrest FIP and prosecute him under the CYBER FRAUD act.
We would request all viewers of this blog not to believe/propagate any of this stuff. Once we arrest him, we will ensure that no other blogger in the future involves himself in such yellow journalism.
Prakash Karchand
Cyber Crime Cell of India
Mumbai
What was that all about?
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Arey BC tum logon ko choriyaan nahi milti to Gangs ke peechey parey ho...he is the rasogolla...so lots of u know ....she---bees will come...whether gangs bangs em or not dats no of u ppls issue..why u dun f**k and chill.
Just Chillax....Everyone is after dat poor babay Gang becoz he dared to look into the eyes of so called indias rulers...u all slaves will remain slaves...Jaago Mohan Pyare....Vote karo agley saal....IPL3 mein bhi sabki gaand maarna iPill Jhoota Khiladi...
Precise Mission Statement
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one more request...when u go back please give DILDO..ONE TIGHT SLAP .....ON BEHALF OF ALL KKR FANS.....
Even people commenting are not safe!
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BC Sab Yahi Lagey Rahoooo
Gaanduon
Marwate rahoooo
All Matches are FIXED...
U FAKEY u too r a fixer
Taking we all for a sixer..u chakka
Conspiracy Theories
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breaking news - FIP was arranged by actress nagmaa. She had an affair with both ganduly and srgay and wants to fuck both thru this blog. FIP is not a kkr player btw and he wont reveal his identity ever, but retuen for IPL-3.
Guy sure has high hopes!
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heya guys...whr did mandira go?...shez not seen much these days?....may be getting pluggged in the cold in african resorts..hope she plays safe...coz im fuckin her wen she cums bk 2 india !!
@#$!@ Ganguly
Anonymous :
ganguly chitiya....teri ma ki choot ...saale...bhosrikey! teri gaand mein haathi ka land bharwe! ganguly ko gaali deta hai behen di taankey? gaad fatiye daant boshiye debo saala---pod khek khek korey hashbey....gandu kothakar!
Anonymous :
Ganguly ke tatte mein dimaag hai kya jaab se use waha laga hai wo kuch thik nahin lag raha :)
ganguly chitiya....teri ma ki choot ...saale...bhosrikey! teri gaand mein haathi ka land bharwe! ganguly ko gaali deta hai behen di taankey? gaad fatiye daant boshiye debo saala---pod khek khek korey hashbey....gandu kothakar!
Anonymous :
Ganguly ke tatte mein dimaag hai kya jaab se use waha laga hai wo kuch thik nahin lag raha :)
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Why the fuck are you struggling so much chutyya ganguly go die somewhere and do india a great favor.
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Ganguly Chutiya is the most arrogant, selfish, useless, imporent bastard to have ever played for India.
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ganguly chitiya....teri ma ki choot ...saale...bhosrikey! teri gaand mein haathi ka land bharwe! ganguly ko gaali deta hai behen di taankey? gaad fatiye daant boshiye debo saala---pod khek khek korey hashbey....gandu kothakar!
Ode to the FIP
Downpour of words :
THE FAKEIPLSTORY (WRITTEN AS A POEM)
With every stroke from you on the keyboard,
you began working on a masterpiece abroad
with your penchant for poking fun,
you gained popularity like no other one
you bathed and soaked in the limelight,
yet hiding your identity from everyone's sight
you praised and bragged and what not,
but loads of entertainment your readers have got
you targeted a few;you made mockery of many more,
but people loved it and they did,truely,to the core
the suspense allowed you to keep the readers glued,
and it lead to masked fame,lot of confusion too ensued
words flowed as swift as a satin bun,
so did the comments that flowed like ants in a beeline
some of then accused you;many more praised you,
whatever happened has added to the fervor and this is utterly true
you started polls to seek the opinion,
to know if there ought to be a revelation
thousands felt that you should come out in the open,
hundreds warned you of dire consequences if you revealed your name
then you played a trick to ask the readers to vote for your name,
which didnt go well with them coz it was not
necessary at all
even now you say you might,or might not,
reveal yourself which adds scary moments to the readers suspense
please stop this game and let everyone know who you are,
coz its been a good read and you need not ruin it
with actions that do not match your words at all
----------------------------downpourofwords
THE FAKEIPLSTORY (WRITTEN AS A POEM)
With every stroke from you on the keyboard,
you began working on a masterpiece abroad
with your penchant for poking fun,
you gained popularity like no other one
you bathed and soaked in the limelight,
yet hiding your identity from everyone's sight
you praised and bragged and what not,
but loads of entertainment your readers have got
you targeted a few;you made mockery of many more,
but people loved it and they did,truely,to the core
the suspense allowed you to keep the readers glued,
and it lead to masked fame,lot of confusion too ensued
words flowed as swift as a satin bun,
so did the comments that flowed like ants in a beeline
some of then accused you;many more praised you,
whatever happened has added to the fervor and this is utterly true
you started polls to seek the opinion,
to know if there ought to be a revelation
thousands felt that you should come out in the open,
hundreds warned you of dire consequences if you revealed your name
then you played a trick to ask the readers to vote for your name,
which didnt go well with them coz it was not
necessary at all
even now you say you might,or might not,
reveal yourself which adds scary moments to the readers suspense
please stop this game and let everyone know who you are,
coz its been a good read and you need not ruin it
with actions that do not match your words at all
----------------------------downpourofwords
Brickbats for FIP
Anonymous :
Dear Fakey:
After reading all your blogs, I do not have doubt whatsoever in my mind that you are Homosexual (SHE). Your blog is result of “Frustrated Love Story.”
You were in love with Dildo. It was one-sided love. You wanted to be fucked by him. Contrary to general perception, Dildo is not Gay, he is very straight and normal. I could say this with some degree of authority, as I know him since his days on TV.
Naturally, he rejected your overtures and warned you of dire consequences if you try it again. This shattered you mentally and you decided to take revenge against him for this rejection.
Your Blog is result of this rejection and resultant frustration.
Yehi Hai Sidhi Baat, Baki Sab Bakwas..."
Anonymous :
Sportsmanship is, in a basic sense, conforming to the rules of sport. It may also be considered as the will to go out & win fairly or lose gracefully. This is a term called etiquicy. More grandly it may be considered the ethos of sport. It is interesting that the motivation for sport is often an elusive element. Sportsmanship is "Treating the people you play with and against as you'd like to be treated yourself. Keep that one simple rule in mind, and you'll always be looked upon as an athlete who understands and honors the rules of sportsmanship." You demonstrate good sportsmanship when you show respect for yourself, your teammates, and your opponents, for the coaches on both sides, and for the referees, judges, and other officials.......
And you call yourself a sportsman!!!! Sorry man!! You are not worthy to be handyman……and believe me, you will be a curse to any team you to join.
Dear Fakey:
After reading all your blogs, I do not have doubt whatsoever in my mind that you are Homosexual (SHE). Your blog is result of “Frustrated Love Story.”
You were in love with Dildo. It was one-sided love. You wanted to be fucked by him. Contrary to general perception, Dildo is not Gay, he is very straight and normal. I could say this with some degree of authority, as I know him since his days on TV.
Naturally, he rejected your overtures and warned you of dire consequences if you try it again. This shattered you mentally and you decided to take revenge against him for this rejection.
Your Blog is result of this rejection and resultant frustration.
Yehi Hai Sidhi Baat, Baki Sab Bakwas..."
Anonymous :
Sportsmanship is, in a basic sense, conforming to the rules of sport. It may also be considered as the will to go out & win fairly or lose gracefully. This is a term called etiquicy. More grandly it may be considered the ethos of sport. It is interesting that the motivation for sport is often an elusive element. Sportsmanship is "Treating the people you play with and against as you'd like to be treated yourself. Keep that one simple rule in mind, and you'll always be looked upon as an athlete who understands and honors the rules of sportsmanship." You demonstrate good sportsmanship when you show respect for yourself, your teammates, and your opponents, for the coaches on both sides, and for the referees, judges, and other officials.......
And you call yourself a sportsman!!!! Sorry man!! You are not worthy to be handyman……and believe me, you will be a curse to any team you to join.
Ganguly Sucks!
GANGULY CHUTIYA :
GANGULY IS SO FUCKING USELESS. WHY DOES THE PIECE OF SHIT STILL WANT TO PLAY CRICKET WHEN HE SUCKS SO BAD? BHOSADEEKA MAADHARCHODH BANGAALI GO BECOME A COMMUNIST POLITICIAN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING DADAJI
Subakumaran :
I am from chennai, Subakumaran
if chennai is gonna loose this match then certainly it will be because of our magic spinner. If he had not get bowled out lordie then he could have eaten up another thirty balls doing up nothing and with that frustuation skipper could have thrown his wicket away
GANGULY IS SO FUCKING USELESS. WHY DOES THE PIECE OF SHIT STILL WANT TO PLAY CRICKET WHEN HE SUCKS SO BAD? BHOSADEEKA MAADHARCHODH BANGAALI GO BECOME A COMMUNIST POLITICIAN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING DADAJI
Subakumaran :
I am from chennai, Subakumaran
if chennai is gonna loose this match then certainly it will be because of our magic spinner. If he had not get bowled out lordie then he could have eaten up another thirty balls doing up nothing and with that frustuation skipper could have thrown his wicket away
OTT over the FIP
I see a lot of comments going OTT over the FIP's writing skills. Did they pass english in their high school? Haven't they seen any other blog out there?
A few examples :
Srikz :
Dude, please don't disclose ur ID. keep it going. give us some post-season stories as well (or make 'em up). your posts are extremely entertaining & i'm sure thousands will be disappointed if it all comes to a stop, if it does, when you disclose. even if it doesn't stop, it may not be all that exciting any more once we know who you are. your doing a great job, just keep it going (& see if u can make money out of it while u can ;)
Jatin :
You are amongst the best Indian writers!!! In fact u r better than all Indian writers combined..
- Jatin
A few examples :
Srikz :
Dude, please don't disclose ur ID. keep it going. give us some post-season stories as well (or make 'em up). your posts are extremely entertaining & i'm sure thousands will be disappointed if it all comes to a stop, if it does, when you disclose. even if it doesn't stop, it may not be all that exciting any more once we know who you are. your doing a great job, just keep it going (& see if u can make money out of it while u can ;)
Jatin :
You are amongst the best Indian writers!!! In fact u r better than all Indian writers combined..
- Jatin
By Shubham
i hope srk sells his stake cause he just nt the right guy to own this team its seems,, nd me personally being from kolkata itself know how people all around are up in arms nw because of the hopeless KKR performance. i mm sure nt even Ricky Ponting can do any thing to this team next year cause team mates like you wreck this team into two. i personally hold you liable if there are different groups in your KKR camp and i think there itself the game is lost . hold yourself dude u r a complete looser..
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ur funny......but the damage that u have done to ur team an to the wonderful game of cricket is saad....really really sad.....sreesanths stuff was funny :D
but still dutty fellow u r.....