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Friday, May 22, 2009
Once you do it, you'll find that its a little hard to miss
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The question is, is dildo fucking himself or us?
Mera time kharab kyon chal raha hai?
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OK, just one question: why is my comments time showing 5:02 a.m.?
And the award for the most innovative name goes to :
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Damn, you shouldn't have revealed this much. I just discovered, you suck BIG TIME. Moreover you are a coward and to add to it, an idiot of a top class. I can't believe I was reading your piece of shit. Don't ever show your face, because if you do, I think you know that that each one who've read your blog is gonna punch fcuk your asshole and gangbang you and next time you'll be seen advising people not to commit such mistake.
And now if its over, go and tell your mom that you're her fake husband, and fcuk her. She deserves it for producing a irritating parasite like you.
You suck, your voice suck, your words suck, and that video sucks. I guess you wanna be screwed by Dildo, don't worry he'll be right there as soon as you come out. Gaand me dum hai to bahar aa, madarchod.
one liners for FIP
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Gand mei nahin goo aur hagne chala Juhu....hijde player
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You're a complete fake cunt. Hope you die eating the shit you write.
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phat gayi na teri gaandu...ab aaya unnth pahad ke niche
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Fuck butt / butt fuck?
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HAHAHA... now listen to this - Paki Cricket chairman Ejaz Butt accused ICC and BCCI of treating them as beggars and threatened dire consequences. Go fuck yourself Butt
Which Javed Akthar movie has this chap been watching?
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Haha! Who wrote the script that you are reading ? The dialogues sounds familiar. Did Javed Akthar write them ? You surely look like a jackass hiding behind your mommy and you sound like transexual.
What sons of good mothers do / isn't a fake idiot someone smart?
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If you are really a son of good mother, then reveal who you are.
I think your mother is a big whore who gave a birth to fake idiot.
Seems that your entire life is fake. Fake mom, Fake dad, Fake GF. Fake ID.
fake
fake
fake
you mother fucker
Mandu haircuts and gold-rimmed glasses
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T20 IS THE RE-BIRTH OF CRICKET. (And the birth of Fakey, ol' chap).
Thankyou for saving us from boredom of watching this sport in slow motion. If someone could just shoot all the cheerleaders, mute the jarring music (sivamani can stay) & forget those awful strategic breaks, our world could be almost perfect.
I really, really do hope Slimey is reading this, because I would like to thank him for IPL. (And please stop wearing those god-awful suits, get a non-maadu haircut, stop wearing those gold-rimmed glasses immediately).
Love & peace to Fakey.
You commit Khud-khusi by wanking self / Ball-full fuckers write porno
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dude why the fuck cant ya right pono man u can make a living outta that........ball less fucker......but one thing i like the name appam chutiya and kaan moolo though........but u suck dude........instead of reading this blog i shuoldhave wanked atleast kudd khushi toh milta
Eat mangoes? count trees? what was that all about?
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa...u stupid @$$holes...just mind your own business just like FIP did...eat mangoes, DO NOT count trees like all other stupid Indians....
Debating - FIP style
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wow man. This is obviously one big script which SRK and his team has put together to garner maximum publicity and interest in their team. It has achieved it's purpose because despite KKR losing all it's matches except a few, this blog made sure that the team was talked about.
The man talking...it all seems so fake. He has such a relaxed and at the same time, made up body language of someone who's just following the orders or a written script. The fact that he quoted so many SRK movies and that stupid dialogue should lead in this direction too.
It all makes sense, otherwise why would someone as self-obsessed as SRK not use every inch of his influence to track down this guy, unless he himself has set him up? God knows these days cyber tracking has developed so much that a man with SRK's bank balance should find it relatively easier to find someone who's trying to fuck him. It all explains the abrupt and filmy demise of this kickass blog. Hats off to whoever gave SRK this killer idea...because god knows that retard is too over the hill now to think of this himself. It was good timepass for a lot of us, even for those who were too disgusted with the masala of IPL to bother following it religiously. But no, it doesn't sadden me to see how cricket has fallen to such lows, everything in the world is losing character, so why do people expect sports to be devoid of cheap thrills too?
And really, if this isn't SRK pr team and some lone guy fighting the world with the power and balls to express his opinion, then more power to him man. He did the smart thing to not reveal himself. Although this theory is just bullshit and pigs would fly before this actually rings true.
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flowerpowergirl teri choot me khujli hai kya itna bada likh rahee hai. Tera baap padega itna lamba. Tujhe agar lumba pasand hai to bata apna lumba lund teri choot me daalu.
Ganguly brother of saurav ganguly
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fantastic shehashis ganguly brother of saurav ganguly u are really fake
so u were getting all the inside news while saurav was there and published it in this blog from calcutta
great guy
intelligent piece of work
If you are a woman...then maaf kiya
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huh...!!N after all dis is the end!U hav taken us 4 a ride dis full IPL Season..U kept us interested..but atlast u've lost ur trust!Nw I hate u from my bottom of the heart....Hw dare u fool us.??If U r a MaN..gO aHeAD..ReVEaL uR iDENtIty!!
You made us a fool really about "trying on" girls ...
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I think in tht Video......FIP was just sitting & his mysterious frnd. whoz helping him was saying the lines & the FIP wore a wig to hide his hairstyle.................
but u made us a fool really..
u r not an insider.........first up....
the things & stories u wrote all were fake.......these cricketers never can try on the girls in the clubs.....
u fakey...
u made us fool....
hate ya.....
from a die - hard KKR fan..... :X
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Only top intellectuals speak english like FIP
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This job is now way of an indian guy in the team, because not to be rude but the english is too damn good for it to be an indian cricketer who learnt engish in India. I am an Indian guy who who was brought up in Africa and all thetimes i have been to India iv never heard of someone who can speak english as good as this guy (except top intellectuals.), so yeh man ur efinately a journalist, with some puppet in the KKR team. You say u sat in the dressing room with a laptop and no1 could notice a KKR So called player with a lap-top...lol..wel man u did provide entertainment for all of us, but u also stated the obvious n tried 2 make it funny, but that was pretty much. C u next year... maybe next yr u can work for anotherteam....
Whats with ganguly and older women?
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Ganguly tum sab ki maa chod ke rakh dega....Hahahahahahahahaha Jojo Gangylu ke khilaf bol raha hai sunlo............"tumhari maa ko sambhal ke rakhna" Ganguly India waas a raha hai.. Teri Maa Di Puddi (to all madarchods)....Tum logo ki maa ki chood chood ke phat jayegi ....
Hahahahahaha
Hehehehehehe
Oye Love you dada...ur not only famous among bongs but others also...Long Live Dada...
UV... save your case. (Computer case?)
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I am motherfucker randi chod Saurav Ganguly (lordie)
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how to find de ip address of uv...i want fuck his case..he's truly a motherfuker....
Haramzada suspense has a ma
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LUKHE SAALE BHOSSDIKE TU KAUN HAI BATA SAALE HARAMZADE SUSPENSE KI MAA FAAD DI TUNE HULKAT
So does that make me Himesh?
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@fparadise
mayb he cut his frigging nose of......
i hav 3 reasons to belieave its himesh
1.hes jobless
2.his movies r flops so he's frustrated
and 3.he's jobless
Commentor Kela-god has his own fanbase now
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why do ppl who do not like this blog log in to it? they want to read id and then write crap about it.... like this psyco kelagod... terrible english jkelagod. at least the blog written by FIP is good english, humorous, well structured. the ppl against this blog sound very down market, illiterate ( their spelling & grammatical errors r seriourly injurious to our health - i nearly died laughing reading these sentence constructions!!) and they sound very fustrated.
yes we bengalees r a grt fan & supporter of Ganguly. is that a problem? if so plz stop reading the blog and do not waste your father's money.
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kela god is a Chuttiya .... or even he might be Appam Cuttiya himself ... LOL
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KelaGod you're so crude and immature that you are an insult to humanity. You seem to feel the need to vent your anger here as you're probably such a big embarrassment that nobody talks to you. You also seem to be tremendously frustrated sexually. I think people like you need to be put in preventive detention. Hope you sort your issues out and come to a situation where you don't go about abusing people nor feel the urge to rape them. Till then I pity you. Hope you get some help, because God knows you need it.
Admit it - Didn't you feel scared putting Anonymous comments for the first time?
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test
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test
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test comment
Aaj kal achhe driver rakhne ke liya kya kya nahi karna padta...
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SHAH RUKH MADARCHOD BHADVE KUTTE KI PAIDAISH
I WILL PAY YOU LOTS OF MONEY JUST COME AND SUCK MY DRIVERS COCK.BLOODY BASTARD SHAH RUKH.YOUR WIFE HAS BEEN FUCKED A LOT BY A LOT OF BEGGARS.
HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN SHIT MOFO.
Ofcourse FIP is a "no-gender bias" site - Demigods arn't
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MISS MALINI EK RAAND HAI
SABSE BADI USKI GAAND HAI
MISS MALINI KI EK HI GUZARISH
USSE BULAO RANDI KI PAIDAYISH
MISS MALINI HUM SAB KA LAUDA CHUSEGI
WOH ISS RAAT SAB KO APNA CHUT DIKAYEGI
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rohini you are a moron
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girls are morons
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Oye Nymphets, mujhe bhi marriege proposal bhejo!!
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TO ALL THE MORONS WHO ARE GOIN BLAH BLAH ON A BULLSHIT LIKE FIP,HE IS MAKING U ALL CHU...../APPAM CHU......AND YOU ARE ALL FALLING OVER EACH OTHER ,SOME NYMPHETS EVEN SENDIN MARRIEGE PROPOSALS.
ONE IDOT IS SITTIN IN US AND LETTING HIS SICK MIND OPEN AND U FOOLS ARE GOIN BERSERK.
CANT U RETARDS GET THAT THIS GUY IS NOT ONLY BASHING OUR CRICKET HEROS BUT AT THE SAME TIME MAKING U ALL JOKERS.
WAKEUP GUYS AND STOP BASHING EACH OTHER/AND STOP REGIONALISM.
I HAVE POSTED HIS IP ADDRESS FOR U TO COME TO LIFE.
LONGLIVE INDIAN CRICKET.
Gentlemans gals in small pantsa nahi dekhte?
Anonymous said...
U ROCK MY DEAR FAKE IPL PLAYER
Y IS THERE A BREAK 0F 7.5 MINUTES AFTER 10 OVERS?CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS AND U ARE KICKING THE BUTTS OF SRK,WHO IS A JACKASS AT CRICKET
ITS ABOUT THE LOVE OF CRICKET NOT LOVE OF MONEY
IF CRICKET IS TO RUN BY THE FILM AND FASHION WORLD,THEN GOD IS THE ONLY SAVIOUR
THE GAME WHICH USED TO BE CALLED AS GENTLEMANS GAME IS BEING NOW CALLED AS SEXY CHEERLEADERS GAME
EVERY1 IS WAITIN FOR 4 AND 6 JUST TO SEE THE SKIN OF GALS IN SMALL PANTS
U ROCK MY DEAR FAKE IPL PLAYER
Y IS THERE A BREAK 0F 7.5 MINUTES AFTER 10 OVERS?CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS AND U ARE KICKING THE BUTTS OF SRK,WHO IS A JACKASS AT CRICKET
ITS ABOUT THE LOVE OF CRICKET NOT LOVE OF MONEY
IF CRICKET IS TO RUN BY THE FILM AND FASHION WORLD,THEN GOD IS THE ONLY SAVIOUR
THE GAME WHICH USED TO BE CALLED AS GENTLEMANS GAME IS BEING NOW CALLED AS SEXY CHEERLEADERS GAME
EVERY1 IS WAITIN FOR 4 AND 6 JUST TO SEE THE SKIN OF GALS IN SMALL PANTS
Public mein mat thook boss
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MA HI CHUT Tendulkar, quit captaincy, look at how he has led the team.
thoo thoo thoo thoo thoo pathetic
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ur funny......but the damage that u have done to ur team an to the wonderful game of cricket is saad....really really sad.....sreesanths stuff was funny :D
but still dutty fellow u r.....